RA by day, RA by night

dajo42:

laid is pronounced like paid but not said and said is pronounced like bread but not bead and bead is pronounced like lead but not lead

(via werner-norton)

fabulouspasta:

officalsquidward:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"can you feel it mr krabs?"

"N O O T     N O O T"

(via scottsonnier)

“One of the best ways to support the development of patience is to cultivate happiness with yourself.”
— ― Allan Lokos (via psych-quotes)

(via psych-quotes)

applebright:

seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid

Putting on my bucket list

(via nateagainsttheworld)

When residents tear down my bulletin boards…

raforlife:

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I never knew how livid I could become….until someone tore down my board.

(via storiesfromthera)

bluhstrider:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

Every Villain ILime 

(via scottsonnier)